30 SECONDS TO MARS ARE CAUGHT IN THE “BADDEST” OF ROMANCES

I’m not really sure what 30 Seconds to Mars call their sound, but I’d say it’s somewhere in that post grunge/alternative metal area. Whatever you wanna call it, I sure don’t know a soul who likes them…do you?

Anyway, as someone who can definitely appreciate Gaga worship in a variety of forms, I think we’ve now found one of the worst of the bunch. Way to make Gaga sound whiney, Jordan Catalano. 

Nice outfit, btw? It must be pretty sunny in that studio. Well, as it turns out, this is not 30 Seconds to Mars’ first attempt at songs they should DEFINITELY NOT cover:

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2005’s A Beautiful Lie included this bonus track: a cover of Bjork’s “Hunter.”

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…and this cover of Kanye West’s “Stronger” was recorded in 2007. Again, why so mopey? Someone get Jared Leto a lollipop or something. I think I just hate his voice. It’s so…..retarded and “indulgent” as Simon Cowell would say.

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Gross. I think it’s safe to say that 30 Seconds to Mars are in the “elite” crew of bands that write blah songs and blah-er covers. But I guess someone is buying this. ::shrug::

-Elise