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FUCK THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

                                  

It was announced that a public memorial service will be held to honor the memory of heavy metal forefather Ronnie James Dio. But some holier-than-thou assholes are going to try to stick their nose in something they know nothing about and have nothing to do with, just to be hypocritical bible thumpers that know nothing of the redemption that they preach.

The Westboro Baptist Church (you know, the one that preaches in Jesus’ name the message from the bible that “GOD HATES FAGS”. Which book is that again?) is planning on picketing the ceremony, pissing off attendees and subjecting themselves to anything and everything being thrown at them.

Forest Lawn Memorial-Park, Hollywood Hills 6300 Forest Lawn Drive WBC to picket this public memorial to remind you who worship that old Serpent, Satan, that your time is very short. You know 67 year old, Satan-worshiping (or at least one of their enablers) Ronnie James Dio (of showing his devil horns to the world each time he goes in public) Black Sabbath fame is dead, right? We’ll be there! Just because the chances of any of God’s elect being amongst this group of heavy metal sycophants is slim to none does not mean they should not get some good words. Yes, it is true that Ozzy Osbourne did “accidentally” bite off the head of a bat, but THAT is the least of their sins (little nasties!), they currently do not do that, but they throw raw meat to the audience and encourage violence of EVERY FORM! Here you have the list of admitted sins of this now dead and in hell pervert: 1) He hates his neighbor(s) starting with Ozzy Osbourne, and continuing down to his pornography star niece Gen Padova! 2) He hates God. Pay especial attention to the fact that he changed his original sir name from Padova to Dio, which means God in Italian. 3)Ronnie the simpleton enabled, and encouraged Sorceries: everything he was about including the little finger horn thing (he got this from his mother which is an incantation to ward off the “evil eye”) to the drugs, bloody raw meat and his fellowship with those pentagon necklace wearing freakish band members. Yes, Ronnie James Padova (NOT DIO) is currently residing in hell. When all those who worship him and his false gods meet him in hell it will be just like this: Isaiah 2:12 For the day of the LORD of hosts shall be upon every one that is proud and lofty, and upon every one that is lifted up; and he shall be brought low: Isaiah 14:11 Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, and the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee. Praise God all ye, His people. The Great Day of the Lord draws nigh. AMEN!

Some people just have really big balls. Fortunately for people like us, they also don’t have much of a brain. You wanna picket a celebrity’s funeral? That’s your own agenda. But you should know better than to mess with metal fans.

If I could be in LA on the 30th, I would stop on these people’s genitalia until they were mushy enough to make oatmeal out of. Any RiB readers on the West Coast planning on attending? Maybe they have the wrong person, I sure don’t know who Ronnie James Padova is…

-Julia

  1. baconstuffedstinkrodent reblogged this from reigninblonde
  2. thoughtlessfroth reblogged this from reigninblonde and added:
    Absolutely fuckin’ ridiculous....just finished an essay
  3. iuwaehfoaiuwhefoiaulfjqn reblogged this from reigninblonde and added:
    I mean like he was only 67 years old, it’d take an idiot to realize what his true last name is.
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  5. joshrock reblogged this from reigninblonde and added:
    metal hammer, how fucking dare they....hope they’re ready for
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