METAL’S GOT A HANDLE ON THEIR SCANDAL (EXCEPT FOR YOU, KRISTEN RANDALL)

(Note: WHAT A RHYME. I should’ve been a rapper… anyway, read on)

As always, Hollywood is full of “scandalous” news involving sex tapes and private pictures that were purposely leaked never meant to hit the internet. HOW DEVASTATING. It tends to be celebrities that you don’t expect it as much from, and when Paramore’s lead wench Hayley Williams had some topless photos hit the web, it occurred to me that these kinds of stories never really get to the metal-sphere (aside from Howard Jones’ recent pregnant porn star hoopla).

I think it’s mainly because we’d expect this from most women in metal and therefore, no one would think it was that big of a deal. At the same time though, I find it a little odd that we’ve never the seen racks or pikachu’s of people like Maria Brink, Marta, Grace Perry, Alissa White-Gluz, or hell, even Liv Kristine (you know those WoW nerds are mad freaky). For now, I guess we’ll just leave the nudity to Mike Patton?

-Julia