GUITARS FOR THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

It seems like every time I turn around, someone is coming up with some way to create an instrument that only *resembles* playing the guitar. I don’t get it. Does no one want to learn an actual instrument anymore? Anyway, the latest example I’ve encountered are these high-heeled shoes by Chicks on Speed with functioning electric guitar strings built in. I mean, I guess it’s cool you can play music on these bad boys, because I sure as hell couldn’t walk in them. 

Guys…is this sexy? Would you want your lady to wear these? Maybe when it was naughty time? Did I really just type “naughty time?” Do you kind of wish they weren’t in a 3OH!3 color scheme and came in a classic black instead? How many of you gals reading would put these monstrous things on and still be nowhere near as tall as me? I’m guessing most of you.

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-Elise