The following Help Wanted ad was in SU’s newspaper, The Daily Orange, today:

“National recording artists Brand New Sin are seeking interns. Job duties may include marketing, booking, database management, internet promotion, photography. street team (and more). Qualified applicants will have the oppurtunity to network and tour nationwide gaining hands on experience in the ever changing music industry. Key projects are music licensing/publishing (TV, Film, Video Games etc.) and massive college radio campaign. We have toured with Breaking Benjamin, Saliva, Motorhead, Type O Negative, Black Label Society, Clutch, The Cult and more.”

Seriously, an INTERN? That sounds like something you should pay me for. I’m not quite sure what to think. Yikes.

-Julia