ALICE COOPER WAS ALMOST THE PRESIDENT??

This picture from Best Week Ever would have me believe as such. The resemblance is definitely there. Whoa…
I imagine the State of the Union addresses would go a little something like this:
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This picture from Best Week Ever would have me believe as such. The resemblance is definitely there. Whoa…
I imagine the State of the Union addresses would go a little something like this:
Well kids, it’s finally October! (ROCKtober) And as far as Julia and I are concerned, Halloween (which is also Julia’s birthday) is a big deal. So in celebration, us hoez will be throwing a Halloween Hoedown, posting some of our favorite “spooky” songs, all month long. (Do I not sound like a morning zoo radio host right now?)
Kicking things off, is the ‘King of Halloween’ himself, Sir Alice Cooper, who has just released a brand spankin’ new Halloween single called “Keepin’ Halloween Alive.” It’s definitely not the best thing I’ve ever heard him do, but I suppose this is about as hard as a man can rock in his 60’s. Ehh, I’ll take it. I appreciate the enthusiasm.
I’ll keep my Jack-o- Lantern light on for everyone tonight!
-Elise