CHUCK MOSLEY JOINS FAITH NO MORE ON STAGE; IS STILL INFERIOR TO MIKE PATTON

Faith No More played their final show of their 3-night hometown stint at The Warfield in San Francisco last night. The band kept teasing about something very special that was to go down, and I totally called what it was: THE RETURN OF CHUCK MOSLEY! 

I had read a while back that the only reason Chuck wasn’t part of the reunion already was because he couldn’t get his passport in order to fly overseas. But now that Faith No More are finally playing shows in the US, it was all systems go. Or so we thought…

What do I need to say? You all have ears. He sounds awful. No enthusiasm. No charisma. No nothing. Was he drunk? Or was that Chuck just being Chuck? People were legit excited to see him, and this is the performance he gave. WTF. Well thank heavens for Roddy and Billy. Look at those guys rock! In pastel-colored pants, no less.

So ya know what?….it IS a dirty job and someone DOES gotta do it. That someone is not Chuck Mosley. GET OFF MY PLANE!

As for the fest of the boys, I’ll be seeing them in July. Not just for one show now….but THREE. Unreal. It’s like I’m a Phish dork or something.

-Elise

P.S. Anyone remember this little gem he put out last year? Oof. It’s just sad.