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Julia

Scorpio, 22

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LIKES: Lamb of God, margaritas, beardos, reality TV crap, & sour gummy bears. See also: UVTV.

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Elise

Leo, 24


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LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, tweenz & The Shaggs.

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Angela Gossowski

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@GiantFag

LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

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HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “LIVING DEAD GIRL”

Last but not least from me, the one and only Living Dead Girl. Halloween-y? Check. Special? Check.

Rob Zombie has a lot of great Halloween songs, so it was hard to just single one out. BUT, Living Dead Girl was the “theme” to my college radio show and so it holds a special little space in my heart. Aw. Those were the days…

-Julia

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “THE LAY OF AUTUMN”

Well, this is my last one, kiddies.  I figured I’d slow it down a little before Julia finishes things off.  It’s her birthday this weekend!  Consider this the calm before the storm.  Sit back, relax, take a whiff of those wet leaves on the ground, and enjoy some Insomnium.

Mmmmmmmmm…..

-Elise

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “WALKING CORPSE”

Aw, Brutal Truth. You were so much fun this summer. Happy to welcome you to the hoedown.

-Julia

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “TOO OLD TOO COLD”

This one goes out to all you crusty Halloween grumps.  TOO OLD. TOO COLD.

Suck it.

-Elise

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “WHEN DARKNESS FALLS”

HEY. You know what happens when darkness falls? The kiddies go out trick or treating! Well, unless you’re an over-protective parent. In that case, that’s when trick or treating is over for you. LAME.

I was totally that kid that was out getting as much candy as I could, darkness or not. Brutal since birth, that’s how I roll. (No tootsie rolls though, please. M&Ms FTW)

-Julia

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “BLACK CROW ON A TOMBSTONE”

I wouldn’t say this is Satyricon’s best or “spookiest” song, but it’s the only video they have that features Satyr’s new(ish) hot-ass haircut, so it’s a go.  I’m also going to be rocking out to these dudes tonight.  Hopefully I can pick my jaw up off the floor for long enough to actually enjoy the music.

-Elise

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “WE WILL RISE”

This one is for the ghouls and goblins of the MetalSucks mansion, in honor of their upcoming tour. Gee golly gosh, I love Arch Enemy. We will RIIIIISEEEEE- FROM THE DEAD! 1 week til Halloween!

-Julia

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “BODOM AFTER MIDNIGHT (MARTINI TWINS COVER)”

A while back, MetalSucks posted this thing on funny Cradle of Filth vocal covers on Youtube.  One was done by a set of twins that have oddly fascinated me since then.  It’s really creepy that there are people who spend so much time doing this sort of thing….so Congrats, Martini Twins, you’ve made the hoedown!  Here’s one they really rock out to: Children of Bodom’s “Bodom After Midnight.”  Check out the “Rob Halford shoulder” at the 2:16 mark.  Enjoy!

And don’t worry, Julia and I aren’t going to start doing this any time soon……we’ll stick to typing.

-Elise

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - DOUBLE DOSE OF DILLINGER

Here at RiB, we have quite a history with The Dillinger Escape Plan. So today on the 22nd, in anticipation of my 22nd, I will give a gift to YOU with not one, but two videos from theDEP- ” Grandpa’s Baby’s First Coffin” and “Sunshine the Werewolf”

OoooOOOooo SPOOKY. I don’t think further explanation is needed. You can thank me later.

-Julia

HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN - “MEDUSA AND HEMLOCK”

I love bands that look like Halloween all year round. This particular Cradle of Filth tune has reminded me of Halloween since the first time I heard it- it’s just so eerie sounding. Anyone ever been Medusa or Hemlock for Halloween? If you’re still looking for a costume idea, there you go. You’re welcome.

-Julia

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh

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