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Reign in Blonde [noun; plural] - Two tall, blonde chicks who bring the metal. We're not know-it-alls, and we don't report the news. This is our blog where we simply discuss what's on our brutal minds. Bon Appetit.STARRING
Julia Scorpio, 23
Elise
Leo, 25
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Angela Gossowski
Libra, 25
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Did Jamey Jasta go high fashion or something? Because the models at DSquared’s Fall 2010 show are lookin’ pretty hxc, yo. Blood, black eyes…even wrist bands and baggy shorts.
SMASH YOUR ENEMIES IN STYLE! lulz
-Elise
Hatebreed is postponing the first three shows of their headlining tour because Señor Jamey Jasta is sicky icky. I think we all know what’s wrong, and there’s only ONE way to fix it:
Get well soon, buddy.
-Julia
Just a little something to brighten your day. Sent to me by my cousin, who is pretty keen on the funny, despite not knowing much about the metal. ;)
Now there’s a lot to say here. Of course, THIS GUY is in WalMart. Maybe Elise will appreciate the bald spot (don’t get your hopes up though), but really- why the anger, the defensiveness? Wear your band tee’s with pride, support the bands you like. Does everyone like the same shit? Of course not. But sir, like Hatebreed with a little more passion, instead of uncertainty. After all, you are one, but you’re never alone… You must be honest. With. Your. Self.
-Julia
