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Julia Scorpio, 23
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Shalom metaloids! Tis the season and since between the two of us we have 1.5 Jews we decided to put together a little something for (C)Hanukkah. This is Reign in Blonde’s Metal Menorah, and every night we’re lighting a candle in honor of someone who deserves some recognition. So grab your lighters Jews and Gent(ile)s, it’s Metal Menorah time! Tonight’s Honoree…
By this point, if you don’t know about swine flu you’re probably about to die from it. I’m sure we’ve all known someone who’s had it (or if not, it was probably YOU. Get outta here). I went ahead and got the H1N1 vaccine the last time I was at the doctors and really didn’t think much of it. For those of you afraid of needles, it was probably the easiest shot I’ve ever had, my arm wasn’t sore or red or anything afterwards. Too bad Liv Kristine didn’t have the same luck…
In a recent statement from Leaves’ Eyes:
“It was the vocal chord disease of Liv which caused some turbulence at the beginning of the tour. After a preventative vaccination against swine flu, she got a sore throat and an infection of her vocal chords as a side-effect. In Luxemburg, Liv had to go to the emergency of the local hospital in order to get a treatment with cortisone and an advice to not continuing the tour. Nevertheless, it was decided to continue the tour without cancelling any of the shows. With Atrocity, Sandra Schleret from Elis stepped into the breach for Liv, and she sang all night the Werk 80 duets together with Alex.”
I’m sorry, but that is just too easy for me to make fun of, so I’ll stop here. Too bad that even when you can’t talk you can still type.
-Julia
Seriously yo, WTF.
Not long ago, Liv Kristine wrote a “Top 5 Reasons Women in Metal Rule”- which we throughly disagreed with. Today, Axl over at MetalSucks compiled a “Top 5 Reasons Liv Kristine Can Suck It.” I would like to say that I too have publicly expressed my hatred for both Liv Kristine and Leaves’ Eyes. So naturally I wonder WHY IN THE HELL that dummy felt so compelled to write this masterpiece:
“Liv Kristine’s Top 5 Vegetarian Eats”
EXCUSE ME? What’s next, “Liv Kristine’s Top 5 Kimono Designers”? “Liv Kristine’s Top 5 Magic cards”? “Liv Kristine’s Top 5 Yankee Candles”? What nonsense are you gonna countdown for us next?
Eh, do whatever you want I guess, cause I’m not gonna read it anyway. SO THERE!
-Julia
