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Well well well, looks like the love bug is going around these here metal parts. Wedding season is typically in the spring/early summer months, but I guess that cheesy pretty shit doesn’t fly for us. Getting married in the DEAD OF FREEZING COLD WINTER? Sounds like a pretty brutal idea, or perhaps a new song title idea for Mayhem… OR rather, Behemoth?
Couple #1: Nergal and Polish popstar Doda. In the summer we heard about this bizarre romance, but now rumor has it that the two are engaged. ENGAGED. I understand the excitement of being with someone completely opposite than yourself. But these two strike me as extremely different as can be. I guess they both like music… and… Poland?
Couple #2: Trivium’s Matt Heafy sealed the deal this past weekend in home state of Florida. Yay! -and that’s all I’ve got for you.
Couple #3: Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood got engaged too. Alright, then. I’m gonna be honest with you- I like Evan Rachel Wood, and I don’t completely dislike Marilyn Manson. But these two have been on and off and I don’t think their future looks too bright. Plus, she and I are the same age, and I can’t imagine dating or marrying someone who’s old enough to be my dad. If she gets pregnant it’ll be EPIC. Marilyn Manson as a DAD?!? THAT I’d LOVE to see.
Well bros, go ahead and kiss the bride, but try not to smudge her makeup. Or yours.
This one’s for all you adopted kids out there. Oddly enough, I’ve had quite a few adopted friends over the years- some being adopted straight out the womb, others later on, friends adopted from their own town and ones who were born in other countries. Thankfully I don’t know any biologically related to Charles Manson.
Matthew Roberts (Look at him! He’s got to be one of us!) was on the path to finding his birth parents when- surprise surprise- he found that Charles Manson may very well be his dad. Says Roberts:
“I didn’t want to believe it, I was frightened and angry. It’s like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father. I’m a peaceful person - trapped in the face of a monster… My hero is Gandhi. I’m an extremely nonviolent, peaceful person and a vegetarian… I don’t even kill bugs.”
Poor guy. But seriously, this makes me beg the question- who would you rather have as a dad? Charles Manson or Marilyn Manson?
I guess they’re both equally embarrassing. I wouldn’t want either or them to show up at a parent-teacher conference. At least Marilyn Manson would sign you up for music lessons or something… what’s Charles gonna do, get you a machete and Pam Anderson’s address?
Oy vey. Today on Perez Hilton (yes, Perez Hilton) the latest video from Marilyn Manson was posted and obviously Mr. Perezzers has major issues with it. As if the title of “Despicable Marilyn Manson Promotes Domestic Abuse!” isn’t descriptive enough, he says:
He probably did this hoping to get some controversy and press for his hasbeen musical career, but that doesn’t justify his actions!
“Shock” rocker Marilyn Manson remind the world why he’s no longer relevant in his new music video, in which he violently beats and murders a girl that looks just like his ex-girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood.
Not shocking - just disgusting!
I couldn’t embed the actual video, but you can watch it HERE. I have two issues with this video, and neither have to do with the “domestic abuse”
This video is BORING AS SHIT.
Call me crazy, but it sounds A LOT like this:
Maybe Manson is also a Rock of Love fan. WHO ISN’T?!?
I just got home from the gym where I watched my usual TMZ on TV, and they played this clip from Marilyn Manson’s show in Ottawa this past Sunday. Now, I definitely don’t condone people shooting their snot on others, but when it just so happens to be the night before you announce to the world that you have swine flu….that is just repulsive, disgusting, BLEHHHH. But you know there’s a bunch of dirtbag kids standing there, totally honored to slurp that shit up.
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