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Julia

Scorpio, 22

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LIKES: Lamb of God, margaritas, beardos, reality TV crap, & sour gummy bears. See also: UVTV.

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Elise

Leo, 24


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LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, tweenz & The Shaggs.

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Angela Gossowski

Libra, 24

reigninangela@gmail.com
@GiantFag

LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

Click here to read Angela's column: STRAIGHT OUTTA DETWAT!

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Bazillion Points Blog
Belly Full of Hell
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Blood and Shutter
Brave Words
Brooklyn Vegan
BUDDYHEAD
BUZZGRINDER
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The Daily Swarm
The Deciblog
Demon Pigeon
English Waffle
Faith No More 2.0
Frantik Mag
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Hard Rock Chick
Headbangers Blog
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Hipsters Out of Metal!
Illogical Contraption
Invisible Oranges
Lambgoat
Metal For All
Metal Hammer
Metal Injection
Metal Inquisition
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Metal Underground
Metalcakes
MetalSucks
The Necro Files
NO CLEAN SINGING
NO YOKO NO
Noisecreep
The Number of the Blog
Piercing Metal
The PRP
Raise Your Horns to Asgarth
Road Runner Idiot
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SHADOWS FAIL
Showered and Blue-Blazered
SkullsNBones
SMN News
Spinelanguage
Stubbadub
Sunyata Mindful of Metal
To Eleven
Thrash Hits
UVTV
WHIPLASH! HEAVY! METAL!
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B L O G U E
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Runaway Theologian
Stuff You Will Hate
Topless Robot
Vote For the Worst






Rock Blog Directory

PAINTING MY NAILS WITH THIS OUGHTTA BE ‘NOTHIN’ BUT A GOOD TIME’

I recently got an email from our brunette correspondent. The time stamp indicated it was very VERY early in the morning, so I’m to assume the little lady was still up and crunk from the night before. (The girl’s got a rough life.) The email read as such:

if you get a chance, post a screen shot of this with “SRSLY” underneath it. Because…..i mean….SRSLY?! lulz

So that is precisely what I shall do:

SRSLY

-Elise

[via LiveNation]

P.S. Polish and polish are spelled the same way. ::giggles::

…NO EXPLANATION NEEDED?

You missed your decade, bro. Your 15 minutes are ticking away faster than Yngwie Malmsteen can shred.

-Julia

MY METAL WORKOUT, PART DEUX

Not long ago, Elise posted about the best music to workout to. Since I too am a bit of a gym rat, I had to also throw in my two cents on the matter. I totally understand how people listen to hip hop to pump up their workout (that and the fact that my gym is in… Harlem), but I listen to two different genres to get me through my gym experience: Hair/Glam metal & New Wave of American Metal/Foreign Thrash and Death

I find that Hair/Glam is best for my free weights and ab exercises. Stuff like:

  • Poison
  • Van Halen
  • Motley Crue
  • Lita Ford

And for cardio, it’s definitely that harder heavier and faster, the BETTER- specifically:

  • Lamb of God “Sacrament” & “Killadelphia”
  • Walls of Jericho “With Devils Amongst Us All”
  • Meshuggah “ObZen”
  • In Flames “Come Clarity”
  • Pantera “Official Live: 101 Proof”

And of course, Slayer “Reign in Blood” Maybe RiB should release our own series of workout videos… it’s a thought. And then at the end of every tape we just go out and booze. Sounds good to me! This could be the beginning of something great?

-Julia

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

I have what you might call a mild hatred towards Perez Hilton.  The guy is just annoying, can’t spell, and never knows what the hell he is talking about.  (It’s respectively, asshole.)  However, I support the shit out of him as a gay American.  (That’s pageant language for those who don’t know.)  Anyway, in honor of his new music tour, Ms. Hilton has launched this new line of t-shirts, including the Perezig and Peroison designs.  And MAN are they gay!

Seriously, this is disgusting.  Anyone who buys these should have real jizz put on their face.

-Elise

P.S.  Did I really just defend Bret Michaels?  I want my mother.

Here is a performance from last night’s CMT Music Awards, which, I didn’t watch because (1.) I don’t own a tractor, and (2.) I was watching back to back episodes of Bizarre Foods.  I’m now considering Minnesota as a Scandinavian vacation alternative.

Anyway…the sad thing about this video is not that Def Leppard are performing alongside country superstar Taylor Swift, or the fact that I am watching a 19-year old shake her shit in front of a bunch of wrinkled testicles, but rather that Ms. Swift is owning DL at their own song.  What’s that, Joe??  Can’t hear you.

Oddly enough, Def Leppard are touring this Summer with Poison.  They should call it the ‘We Can’t Sing That Well Anymore’ tour.

-Elise

So Bret, are you showing us that you’re geared up and ready for the next round of Rock of Love? Elise and I won’t be able to make the auditions, we’ve got to uh… condition our hair. And my dog died. Eh, maybe next year…
-Julia

So Bret, are you showing us that you’re geared up and ready for the next round of Rock of Love? Elise and I won’t be able to make the auditions, we’ve got to uh… condition our hair. And my dog died. Eh, maybe next year…

-Julia

Since I know most of you aren’t quite as lame as I am and watched the Tony’s tonight, I needed to share this video of Bret Michaels nearly losing his head (literally).  Ouch.

Hmmm…Rock of Love: The Musical…?  ::Shrug::  It could happen.

-Elise

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

An open letter to Mr. Bret Michael Sychak:

After two seasons of Rock of Love (and now Rock of Love Bus) and roughly 60 different women all competing for your affection, I have just one question for you:

WHAT. EXACTLY. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?!?!?!

Let me make this easier for you. They’re ALL bimbos. They’ll ALL sleep with you. Just pick one that’s not a total dog and has a vocabulary of more than 100 words… and wear a condom.

You can thank me later,

<3 Julia

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh

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