…NO EXPLANATION NEEDED?

You missed your decade, bro. Your 15 minutes are ticking away faster than Yngwie Malmsteen can shred.

-Julia

MY METAL WORKOUT, PART DEUX

Not long ago, Elise posted about the best music to workout to. Since I too am a bit of a gym rat, I had to also throw in my two cents on the matter. I totally understand how people listen to hip hop to pump up their workout (that and the fact that my gym is in… Harlem), but I listen to two different genres to get me through my gym experience: Hair/Glam metal & New Wave of American Metal/Foreign Thrash and Death

I find that Hair/Glam is best for my free weights and ab exercises. Stuff like:

• Poison
• Van Halen
• Motley Crue
• Lita Ford

And for cardio, it’s definitely that harder heavier and faster, the BETTER- specifically:

• Lamb of God “Sacrament” & “Killadelphia”
• Walls of Jericho “With Devils Amongst Us All”
• Meshuggah “ObZen”
• In Flames “Come Clarity”
• Pantera “Official Live: 101 Proof”

And of course, Slayer “Reign in Blood” Maybe RiB should release our own series of workout videos… it’s a thought. And then at the end of every tape we just go out and booze. Sounds good to me! This could be the beginning of something great?

-Julia

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

I have what you might call a mild hatred towards Perez Hilton.  The guy is just annoying, can’t spell, and never knows what the hell he is talking about.  (It’s respectively, asshole.)  However, I support the shit out of him as a gay American.  (That’s pageant language for those who don’t know.)  Anyway, in honor of his new music tour, Ms. Hilton has launched this new line of t-shirts, including the Perezig and Peroison designs.  And MAN are they gay!

Seriously, this is disgusting.  Anyone who buys these should have real jizz put on their face.

-Elise

P.S.  Did I really just defend Bret Michaels?  I want my mother.