I recently got an email from our brunette correspondent. The time stamp indicated it was very VERY early in the morning, so I’m to assume the little lady was still up and crunk from the night before. (The girl’s got a rough life.) The email read as such:
if you get a chance, post a screen shot of this with “SRSLY” underneath it. Because…..i mean….SRSLY?! lulz
So that is precisely what I shall do:
SRSLY
-Elise
[via LiveNation]
P.S. Polish and polish are spelled the same way. ::giggles::
You missed your decade, bro. Your 15 minutes are ticking away faster than Yngwie Malmsteen can shred.
-Julia
Not long ago, Elise posted about the best music to workout to. Since I too am a bit of a gym rat, I had to also throw in my two cents on the matter. I totally understand how people listen to hip hop to pump up their workout (that and the fact that my gym is in… Harlem), but I listen to two different genres to get me through my gym experience: Hair/Glam metal & New Wave of American Metal/Foreign Thrash and Death
I find that Hair/Glam is best for my free weights and ab exercises. Stuff like:
- Poison
- Van Halen
- Motley Crue
- Lita Ford
And for cardio, it’s definitely that harder heavier and faster, the BETTER- specifically:
- Lamb of God “Sacrament” & “Killadelphia”
- Walls of Jericho “With Devils Amongst Us All”
- Meshuggah “ObZen”
- In Flames “Come Clarity”
- Pantera “Official Live: 101 Proof”
And of course, Slayer “Reign in Blood” Maybe RiB should release our own series of workout videos… it’s a thought. And then at the end of every tape we just go out and booze. Sounds good to me! This could be the beginning of something great?
-Julia
I have what you might call a mild hatred towards Perez Hilton. The guy is just annoying, can’t spell, and never knows what the hell he is talking about. (It’s respectively, asshole.) However, I support the shit out of him as a gay American. (That’s pageant language for those who don’t know.) Anyway, in honor of his new music tour, Ms. Hilton has launched this new line of t-shirts, including the Perezig and Peroison designs. And MAN are they gay!
Seriously, this is disgusting. Anyone who buys these should have real jizz put on their face.
-Elise
P.S. Did I really just defend Bret Michaels? I want my mother.
