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Julia

Scorpio, 22

reigninjulia@gmail.com

LIKES: Lamb of God, margaritas, beardos, reality TV crap, & sour gummy bears. See also: UVTV.

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Elise

Leo, 24


reigninelise@gmail.com

LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, tweenz & The Shaggs.

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Angela Gossowski

Libra, 24

reigninangela@gmail.com
@GiantFag

LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

Click here to read Angela's column: STRAIGHT OUTTA DETWAT!

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STRAIGHT OUTTA DETWAT: ANGELA GOSSOWSKI HAS A QUICKIE WITH LANDMINE MARATHON

Hey, you guys remember when I went to Scion Fest and I woke up topless? Well believe it or not, I went there with a purpose OTHER THAN drinking and making an ass of myself. I went there to interview Landmine Marathon! And I DID! Except there was a little mishap, and to save time typing (which means more time later for drinking) a couple things went wrong and the interview had to be redone. So here we are, a couple months later and finally getting to posting this. Thank a lot to these guys and gals for keeping it real, educated, and all around metal. Below is a rendition of our chat…redone…via email. Enjoy. 

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ELISE HAS A QUICKIE WITH RAVN OF 1349

(photo via in666moments)

Readers, beware! The ‘Black Death’ has finally made its way into our serene blonde haven, and we couldn’t be happier. Just before hitting the road here in the US, I got a hold of Ravn, the valiant frontman of Norway’s renowned black metal outfit, 1349. Ravn took some time to rap with me about the band’s evolving sound, album writing process, as well as the wear and tear of band merch. Quite a guy. He and the rest of his grim group are providing main support for Cannibal Corpse’s Evisceration Plague tour, along with Skeletonwitch and Lecherous Nocturne.  The jamboree kicks off tonight in Orlando, and I’ll be rollin’ up in that bitch this weekend when the tour hits Longuyland. Sure to be a fun time. 1349’s new album, Demonoir, will be out  on April 27th via Prosthetic Records.

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JULIA HAS A QUICKIE WITH MORGAN AND MERCEDES LANDER

 

Ok, so maybe it wasn’t so quick. But really, what could I possibly complain about? Kittie is one of the few bands that I’ve been listening to since I starting listening to metal, and they just keep getting better. I sat down with them before their show with God Forbid at Northern Lights on 3/5… after they got back from an impromptu trip to the local Walmart that is. Tremendous thanks to Morgan and Mercedes for sitting down with me, it was truly a dream come true. Oh, and the show was BEAST in case you were wondering. So what did the metal maidens have to say? Read on…

So, what did you get at Walmart?

Morgan: Well, Mercedes wanted to get different shoes…

Mercedes: My feet are too big for the shoes that I have and they were starting to hurt.

Morgan: And we also needed a part for our trailer, but they didn’t have it there… and I bought a Miley Cyrus because I secretly think some of those clothes are cool.

Well, kind of on the topic, you guys are very fashionable, and lately we’ve especially seen you glam it up in photo shoots and videos… How does glamour and fashion fit together with heavy metal?

Mercedes: I don’t know if it really does or not-

Morgan: But that’s what makes us so different and unique and fun, honestly!

Mercedes: I think there’s a lot of women in bands that go the other route and really kinda skank it up, where as we would much rather take the conservative route and look good and make it tasteful.

Morgan: Yeah, you know its a double-edged sword cause a lot of the time, as Mercedes was saying, women will go the extreme route, and it makes people… it takes away from the music and it makes people question the validity of what they’re doing. There’s nothing worse than seeing a female singer and she’s wearing a pleather mini skirt.

Mercedes: And her boobs are hanging out…

Morgan: …a fishnet shirt, you know what I mean? When I, personally, as a musician look at that I think, well, it just looks like they’re trying too hard. For us, we are who we are and we appreciate the fact that we kinda walk that fine line between masculinity and femininity and we’re able to have the best of both worlds. We can be a metal band and throw down and do a crazy live show and its very natural and a lot of aspects are very masculine, but we can still appreciate makeup and look nice. It’s not something out of the ordinary for us.

Read a shit ton more after the jump!

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JULIA HAS A QUICKIE WITH SCOTT AND NATE OF SKELETONWITCH

February 18th, 2010. Twas a wonderful night indeed. Before they jumped on stage to rip the faces off of the many little heathens in the crowd, Scott Hedrick and Nate Garnett sat down with me to have a little chat about boozin’, sandwiches, why they’re such an awesome band, and of course- Demi Lovato.

Instead of a long interview to read (which would be silly, this is called a “quickie” after all), we’re tryin’ something new here at RiB: AUDIO! So, if you want to hear what was said, exactly how we said it, just go ahead and press play, sit back, and chill for 15 minutes. And try not to make fun of my incessant laughter, k? ENJOY!

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ELISE HAS A QUICKIE WITH JEFF WOOD OF SHAT

Well, the site’s been hoopty, and half of my readers probably can’t even see this…but shit’s been rough, and I could use a laugh.  Cue Jeff Wood of Shat: the man, the legend.  ”Comedic” music definitely has its thang throughout the metal scene.  Bands like Gwar, Steel Panther, Austrian Death Machine, pirate metal, or what-have-you….they can all SUCK IT.  Because none of them will ever be as awesome as Shat.  Jeff Wood is a man known for his love of cunts and whores…and as far as I’m concerned, that’s what being a man is all about.  Shat’s newest release, Cunt-a-Doodle-Doo, will be released on April 1st.  Check him out on his Perversion Excursion tour, coming soon to a town near you.  And if that’s enough, check out what he’s got goin’ on on the side…Full Scale Riot and the Murder League All-Stars.

I asked Jeff a few questions recently and stuck to topics that I knew he’d enjoy.  Here he is: CUMpletely unedited…

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JULIA HAS A QUICKIE WITH CHRISTOPHER AMOTT

Elise was up first, now it’s my turn. I was lucky enough to be able to sit down with Christopher Amott of Arch Enemy when they rolled through NYC last week and we talked about vegetarianism, YouTube… and 70’s style pop/rock? Seeing them perform at the Nokia was just the cherry on top. No wonder they were the band that got me into metal in the first place…

Your brother and Angela are both vegetarian, are you as well?

Yep. I’m more of a modern vegetarian. It’s common to eat fish, but not eat meat. I eat fish, eggs, milk, all that.

With one Swedish parent and one English parent do you have more of a preference for Swedish fish or fish and chips?

Fish and chips are disgusting. I like Swedish fish.

What about English tea?

I’m a big tea drinker, yes. I could live without coffee, but not without tea.

Since you’re also a vocalist, what do you think about the debate of whether or not clean vocals are considered metal?

I mean, Iron Maiden not metal? Maybe singing isn’t DEATH metal, but I’m not a purist like that. It’s up to the fans I guess, but I can’t get into that argument.

What about that rumored solo album?

I just finished it… It’s not metal, it’s more soft, pop/rock, singer/songwriter, 70’s, it’s kind of mixed-up. Some of it is more psychedelic, some of it is more laid back, more bluesy. I sing, write, and play guitar. I also started painting in recent years, so I’ve done the front cover too.

Do you think it’ll crossover well to Arch Enemy fans?

Yeah, maybe half the Arch Enemy fans will appreciate it, and the other half will be too young, or too narrow-minded.

Metalocalypse! Michael and Angela have both done voices, would you do a voice?

Well, I don’t think my voice is that great, but I haven’t been asked.

Do you have a favorite character?

I’ve really only seen the episode Michael was in… I like the guy Michael was playing!

How do you waste time?

I try not to waste any time. Recently I’ve become very anchored. I’ve gotta be productive, I’ve gotta work. I used to just sit around and waste a lot of time. I just try to be creative, take care of emails and keep the ball rolling. I paint and draw a lot, I read. I never really watch TV, I’m more of an internet junkie. A lot of Wikipedia or YouTube. That’s my nickname in the band, “YouTube!”

ELISE HAS A QUICKIE WITH DEVIN TOWNSEND

Yes, everyone…RiB is growing up.  I did an interview, and it looks like Julia and I will be doing quite a few more in the future.  This is how I like ‘em: short and sweet.  Here’s my first “Quickie” with the man responsible for my #1 album of 2009:  Mr. Devin Townsend.  You can currently catch him on tour with Between the Buried and Me, Cynic, and Scale the Summit.  Deconstruction and Ghost, the final two installments of The Devin Townsend Project, will be out this May. I have nothing else to say other than I’m stoked when anyone will talk poo with me.  Enjoy!

You previously referred to Addicted as being “gay.” On a scale from 1-10 (1 being Ron Jeremy, and 10 being Clay Aiken), where does Addicted fall?

I’d say it’s about 4.9 on the gay-o-meter. But that 1% that puts it into the non-gay realm is a world of difference. It had the opportunity to go both ways, and decided that it much prefers women.

Which is a bigger creative mindfuck: weed, quitting weed, having a kid, or the Master Cleanse?

Weed: Broadens your vision, and I know that I have a hard enough time maintaining control over my normal, narrow, sober vision. And if you are a conduit to musical expression, you end up inadvertently representing things you don’t understand.

Quitting weed: The parties suck for two years, and you feel sorry for yourself. Gradually, the parties get fun again because you’re the one sharp guy there, and no one wants to piss you off. If you’re predisposed to mental illness and you engaged in drug activities, you should NOT complain about the difficulties in quitting; it’s self-imposed. Work through it mo-fo…

Having a kid: An epiphany in ways I didn’t expect. Folks told me that a “choir of angels would sing” and I would see God, etc. But instead…I was like “oh…so that’s how dudes are made. Fuck. Ok, I officially don’t understand how that happened…what do I have to lift?”

Master Cleanse: A piece of cake compared to any of those other things.

I’m really looking forward to hearing Ghost, the New Age/Enya-style portion of the ‘Project.’  Just how all-out are you going with this one? Can we expect any elaborate John Tesh-esque stage shows for these songs?

No thoughts of doing any more or any less than it needs. It’s pleasant, morose, and quiet.

If I have read correctly, you love a good BM.  But it must be hard to find a good place to relieve yourself when you’re on the road. Any funny stories about having to go on tour?

Shitting on the road is brutal. I think men are disgusting (I know that firsthand) and shitting beside a 300 pound trucker is a hell of a way to wake up. And peeing is even worse. I have nervous kidneys, and if I hear ANYBODY talking, I can’t piss. So I usually choose one ‘pee song’ on my iPod that elicits a Pavlovian response. Last tour it was “Raining Blood,” this tour it’s “Ashes To Ashes” by David Bowie.

As a man of mantras, what words of wisdom could you give a young, single 20-something such as myself?

WORSE SHIT HAS HAPPENED TO BETTER PEOPLE

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh

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