MEGAN IN THE HAUUUUSERMAN

So Megan Wants a Millionaire made its big premiere this past Sunday on VH1.  You may know Megan from the second season of Rock of Love, and Charm School, and as that bitch that Sharon Osbourne threw her drink on.  Well, since VH1 is on a roll, why not give this ho her own show too?

I only caught the last 20 min or so, but I got the gist.  Also, they repeat this crap 20 billion times, so I’m sure I’ll see the whole thing soon enough.  I totally recognized one contestant from another dating show called The Millionaire Matchmaker.  (Not even the yentes can help a sex toy entrepreneur.)  Anyway, my favorite contestant (who sadly was eliminated at the end of the episode) was Donald:

I think what Megan failed to realize in having the producers of this show round up a bunch of rich douchebags, is that….they’re probably not going to be that hot. Donald, however, stole my heart during his exit interview with these absolutely touching words:

“I’m just gonna take the advice of a very wise woman named Lady Gaga. I believe she said, ‘Just dance. It’ll be OK. Just dance.’”

(Can someone please track down the video of that part??  I can’t find it!)

At any rate, this sure is relatable:

[via VH1.]

-Elise